The theory is that everything in nature serves some purpose...but SERIOUSLY?!?!?!? My "at the moment" top 5...

1. Dust (I dusted my keyboard last week...and it's back! What purpose?!?!?)
2. Lint (It's in my dryer lint catcher...it's in my belly button at the end of the day...WTF?)
3. Toenail growth...we clip them but they keep coming back (fingernail growth I can accept)
4. The Situation (Yeah, that Jersey Shore guy...I defy anyone to explain the purpose)
5. That icky crusty stuff in the corner of your eyes when you get up in the morning...just annoying

Supermarket Shenanigans! Not as naughty as it may seem...

So I just posted this on my Facebook page...and the therapeutic value was so large that I had to share it here (names of others have been disguised as TV characters to protect the innocent)

 

 

Marty Meyerdierks

37 minutes ago near Patterson

• Easter candy 75% off at the A&P today.....GIGGEDY!!!! Bought a bag of Easter Snickers, a bag of Easter Crunches and 2 bags of Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs. The Peeps were tempting...but I showed restraint!

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      Marty Meyerdierks

      Oh...and I also displayed 2 acts of kindness at the A&P today...
      One regular checkout line open when I walked up to check out...clearly beat this other woman to the line (2 people line...not a long one), but I had a cart full with about 40 ...See More

      30 minutes ago · · 1
    •  You felt so generous because you had all that candy....Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs are my favorite by far and of course Starburst Jelly Beans....
      The Soup Nazi

      26 minutes ago · · 1
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      Marty Meyerdierks LOL

      25 minutes ago ·
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      Marty Meyerdierks

      Seriously...we've all been there when we have a small amount of items and some biotch with 2 carts full jumps ahead of you in line and then goes through the lengthy trial of paying with a check and having items with no price so the cashier has to get someone to check the price and then she has coupons for things she didn't buy and chaos ensues when she refuses to even attempt to bag her own groceries so the cashier has to do it because the store doesn't hire baggers since the 1980s and you end up growing a lengthy beard while your ice cream melts waiting for this self-absorbed biotch who also adds extra money on the check to get cash like she's at the bank or something....
      OMG...that was very therapeutical for me to get that off my chest!

      18 minutes ago · · 2
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