The Hate List

Oh, yes...the hate list
Celine Dion...#1...Seriously, when she first came into popularity I liked her....but in such a short time she became in her own mind "the greatest singer ever" (so wonderfully parodied on SNL). Get over yourself, bitch! You're not Streisand, Benatar, Aretha, or even that really pretty chick Justin Beaver. Get over yourself, Celine. You're mediocre at best.
Olsen Twins...#2...Troll dolls...remember them? Slightly, I know. But maybe I'm wrong...the Olsen Twins have contributed so much to the history of acting, music, culture, comedy....oh, wait...comedy! YES!!! That's where their legacy is most weighty (even though shoving a finger down the throat isn't so much "weighty"). Where was I going with this? Who cares? (much like the Olsens' career now..."Who cares?")
I'm whiskified™ and have run out of stuff. Accept this 2-entry list as my ultimate hate list (whiskified™ spelling and grammar be as it may). I shall now pass out. So there!!!