Getting older sucks the big one

It's like...am I really getting as old as the calendar dictates?
You watch reruns of the X-Files...in about 2 weeks and a day or two, it's been off the air as a new show for 10 years! :(
Nose and ear hair...seriously?!?!? I know you were there when I was younger...but did you have to become stronger and spit in my face when I look in the mirror and arm myself with nosehair clipper, razor and whatnot?
"Star Wars"...35 years old this year...not a pleasant thing for me.
Susan Olsen...Cindy Brady from the "Brady Bunch" will turn 50 this year.
These are the things that make me appreciate the occasional whiskey shots. I may be getting older and it may take me some more minutes to present myself (ear shaving, nosehair plucking...just looking in the mirror and saying F it! some mornings)
Tootie from "Facts of Life" is 43...and she will turn 44 this year whether she likes it or not!
Aubrey O'Day...28 or 29 this year...like it matters! Oh, wait...she's the only thing that matters! Oh, wait...WHOOOOO?!?!?!?!?
I shall now log off and go to bed. Of course my bladder will as usual wake me up at 5am or so for...well you can determine that for yourself. Then I shall go back to bed and toss and turn for the remaining hour or so until I have to get up to go to work. It's life...we live with it!