Friday night whiskified™ rant...

OK...so, like I'm driving home from work looking forward to a 3 day weekend (taking Monday off as a vacation day)...hit the busy Route 22 in Brewster, NY and there's a lot of traffic as usual. Stop behind an SUV, assuming the traffic has stopped for a red light at the intersection about 500 feet ahead...BUT NO!!!!!! Asshole in the vehicle so large you can't see what's in front of it stopped to turn left into some diner or something without the consideration of putting on a turn signal so I'd know when approaching that said driver stopped to turn!!!! Suddenly, the blinker goes on! Thanks for that "advanced" signalling, assclown!!! Sat there behind for about 10 minutes while cars behind me passed on the right (shoulder) and not one butthole would let me veer to the right to go around the assclown. :(  Combination of inconsiderate assclown who doesn't know that a turn signal should be turned on in advance of the actual turn and Friday night driving assclowns who don't give a fuck about the poor guy who ended up behind the turn signal etiquette deprived assclown. Sigh!