WTF am I doing up so late?

11:49pm...I'm still on the friggin' computer watching YouTube videos and knowing I should be in bed so I can get up all refreshed in less than 8 hours so I can go to work and be productive!!! I know...been here multitudes of times before, and always manage to get to work and put coworkers to shame!!!! So why am I not wealthy? Friggin' non-profit company I work for with friggin' superiors that never seem to promote for excellence of work, but have promoted for reasons that nobody has ever been able to figure out!  Lady friends...I'm about to say something that may be taken the wrong way...but I love you all and respect you all....
Based on my 23+ years in this company, it seems you need a vajajay to move into management...just saying!